night oppo 

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes) 05/25/2015 at 00:03 • Filed to: None

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Burrito de EJ25 > Frank Grimes 05/25/2015 at 00:17

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I mean, yeah.

We can video chat with someone across the planet with a wireless handheld device and yet we’re still scraping shit out of our assholes with paper in 2015.

TheHondaBro > Frank Grimes 05/25/2015 at 00:17

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Hell yes. I used one one time. It felt like a nice cool breeze.

j.davism5 > Burrito de EJ25 05/25/2015 at 00:18

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you know....that’s a fair call. I really hadn’t thought about it that way.

SavageBeard > Frank Grimes 05/25/2015 at 00:46

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do bears shit in rivers... Natchure ish shmart

Frank Grimes > Burrito de EJ25 05/25/2015 at 00:52

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plus some people who can be smelled a block away never even learned to wipe properly.

yamahog > Burrito de EJ25 05/25/2015 at 00:58

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I see you haven’t learned the method of the three shells.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Frank Grimes 05/25/2015 at 01:06

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How well does a bidet clean the ass? Would you still need to wipe residual fecal matter after the splashing?

I’ve never used one. So far I have yet to come across a hotel bathroom with a bidet inside.

Frank Grimes > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 05/25/2015 at 01:40

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im guessing a cursory mop up would suffice but maybe I am just anal about butt hygiene.not sure if its the blasting of the anus that is the goal or just precision water placement for manual paper work after.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Frank Grimes 05/25/2015 at 04:02

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One can never be too anal about butt hygiene.

LongbowMkII > yamahog 05/25/2015 at 09:11

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I have no knowledge of this, but I’m going to assume it involves wiping your ass with the decorative soap that always seem to come in sets of 3’s...

yamahog > LongbowMkII 05/25/2015 at 09:16

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LongbowMkII > yamahog 05/25/2015 at 09:23

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I am enlightened.

my wife is probably going to be upset...

Frank Grimes > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 05/25/2015 at 13:59

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you hit it right on the nose

cornerslide > Frank Grimes 05/26/2015 at 00:04

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I have never thought of wiping my ass while reading the morning paper and drinking coffee. Maybe never is a strong word. It think it did occur to me a few times but only because of what was in the paper.